fuck yeah Lafayette!
HOOKAH, PLEASE.
for the character Lafayette on HBO's True Blood. run by super-nature.
Lafayette: Excuse me. Who ordered the hamburger, with AIDS?
Guy: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, the hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anybody have a problem with that?
Guy: Yeah, I’m an American and I got say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: Well baby, it’s too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raising your chickens, even brewing your beer alone even before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother fucker. Everything on your god-damned table got AIDS.
Guy: You still ain’t making me eat no AIDS burger.
Lafayette: Well all you gotta do is say hold the AIDS. Here… *licks burger*
Lafayette: Eat it. *kicks some ass*
Lafayette: Bitch, you come in my house you’re gonna eat my food the way I fucking make it! Do you understand me?! *kicks some more ass*
Lafayette: Tip your waitress.
(Source: brandos)
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